24.9.08

Poor Mans Security System

I think this is the best security system yet!


Poor mans security system installation instructions.


1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).
2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey Bubba!
Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls --- they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house. Better just wait outside till we get back.
Cooter

5 comments:

Graydon L said...

LOL!!! That's Hillarious! :-D

Where on earth you get that?!?! It's great!

Stephen Bittner said...

That is hilarious! Y'all should try it and see what happens... :)

Melissa said...

LOL! Does it work??

David said...

Graydon- glad you enjoyed it, I got it from my grandpa.

Stephen- I agree!!!

Jacqueline said...

Y'alls neighborhood is definitely the one that this kind of "security" would work perfectly in.